welcome to “i deserve girl” summer

damn that chant is so hildegard von bangin’

guy fieri’s new wine themed show: diners, drive-ins, and wines

english isn’t my first language, but it’s my only language - kaleb marshall

i feel like a lot of you are not as afraid of the ocean as you should be. i mean what is even in there

i’m immortal (i’m a woman with a credit card)

eating at joe’s stone crab is like being served by all of my toxic ex boyfriends at once

what’s it gunna take to get a crime of passion up in here?

women have marry me chicken, men have fuck me salmon

Big Metaphor Energy™️

electric bills are so high we had to turn off the light at the end of the tunnel

i’m not that smart but i’m not “we landed on the moon” out of it either

what’s wrong babe? you barely touched your raw vegan miso garbage compost sugar free cake!

absolutely exhausted from three nice days in a row

a federal woman needs a municipal man

hold me closer, Tony Danza 🎵

upon his death, Gandhi was found with only several personal belongings which included: a bowl, a book, a pair of glasses, his sandals, a smock, and a Loewe handbag

LA: the intersection of art and Erewhon