Imagine dating someone who doesnt know the past tense of children.

I put the bit in bitch

not malicious just silly

i don’t need a man to call me a cumslut i can do it myself

I have forehead lines bc when I was six I was dead set on learning how to move each eyebrow independently, and now my forehead is massively jacked, I can do a little eyebrow dance, and people always know when I’m skeptical (most of the time) and now i’m thinking about botox

how boring an unoriginal do you have to be to be a depressed teen attempting a school shooting? go to therapy, get a hobby, and do something less played out, for lord’s sake.

call that a spikey profile? nah I just got a freaky lil kiki brain

Economic literacy is the new language of the bourgeoisie.

Looking 4 my mr. yuk 🤢🤑

Whenever a man tell me he tries to “avoid soy” I am immediately suspicious

Im really just a veggie combo bitch

Jasmin Paris Jasmin Paris finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

Girl you killed that apple dance. Call that applecide

I’m in my ludo mlado era

Minister really is the devil’s cream pie