no your not this is all a dream. you need to wake up.

rude. taking after some grumpy crabs now? besides you're asleep i won't feel it.

alright mr.pinchy have at it won't feel a thing here. nope. > Holding out an arm, he was trying to call Egberts bluff.

i'm stealing guac from a giant ass lizard and my only thought is 'why is it spicy?' who the hell puts this much hot pepper in guac? do sea dwelling trolls not have tastebuds?

> Nope. Cool as a cucumber. Smooth as aloe vera on a burn boy. > Granted internally? Flinching. Any harder and he'll definitely react. oh no. look at that, the wild egbert used pinch. its not very effective.

i know someone who would crawl on their hands and knees through broken glass to drink your bath water.

totally still dreaming john. you gotta wake up man, why're you still asleep?

i'm being forced to watch the west side story. at least the music is popping like these guys arm muscles

alright bet. > he was struggling not to smirk as he pinched the v e r y tip of Johns nose and lifted up

> Façade cracking Dave let out a small smirk as he released the others nose. i can't believe you let me do that

good. glad to see i'm still on brand

condy vored me once it wasn't pleasant

yup I jokingly put my head in her mouth and she just > Makes a chomp motion with his hand

i'm gay in the way what lecroix is fruit flavored

i love a hot shower... i be in there turning around like rotisserie chicken

Penis

He never truly leaves He's been here for over five years now?

Balls