"Dave. That’s the best fucking question, anybody ever asked." -Dirk Strider, The last words of HOMESTUCK. #turntechBothead

AHAH. BITCH PLEASE. x.com/the_pun_master…

The person below will be covered in cum by the time the day is over.

Cummies

A man walks into a zoo. There's only one animal: a dog. It's a Shih Tzu.

I want apple juice

But like I've got apple cider

why do i love food so much

I guess it's enough

Yes. x.com/turntechirony_…

wHAT. x.com/turntechirony_…

Canny just followed me should I be happy???

Your /my/ bitch. x.com/swornvindicato…

YOU'RE********

callout post for @FkngHellaJohn: - kinkshames me - lies about being pure - watches nic cage movies unironically

// kiki: rps bro me: I AM A DAVE WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS kiki: hes an asshole me: OH NO, YOU'RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS