my worst nightmare is being an olympic judge after they let xenomorphs compete. draping a medal over a xenomorph’s hideous head while they hiss at me, inches from my face, only for a second head to come out their tooth-filled maw… and i have to drape another tiny medal over it

look, I subscribe to these notifications so I can get twenty minutes warning if we're about to get obliterated by the Russians

Someone please nominate this tweet for a Nebula Award x.com/OngsHat1/statu…

I refuse to watch IWTV because I have my own version of the show based off these tweets. From what I can tell, this man is French, slutty, evil, a little stupid and both the devil and a victim. Maybe a vampire. Don’t tell me anything about him in the replies I do not care to know

sydney sweeney should be allowed to kill a lot of you

Had myself a time at #TheErasTourLondon n4! Loved my seat but not the greatest for close-ups but decided to try and capture the scale of the show! Incredible atmosphere and I'd love to try and find my neighbour who gave me a bracelet and seemed fully locked into stan twt

letterboxd is by far the easiest social media platform to curate to see only the people you want to see, and yet every day we must log on and see people making this exact same complaint. skill issue

OK... That's a pretty cool thing to have in a nail salon....

“I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me

not putting on interview with the vampire until it’s dark outside out of respect for them being vampires

Single best description of AI I’ve ever read, from the great Ted Chiang.

Good!!! Let me die of a thousand pastries rather than boredom!!!

I want them to make cold Diet Coke a utility like water

i can't imagine anything more depressing than wanting to play a game but subcontracting out all the imaginative elements to a machine while i, the person, handle the dice

I try to look information up for myself before asking others.

If it's not valuable, why are you stealing it?

Verification is going to be so valuable in the future and it’s scary that so many sources of that are heavily invested in making sure AI is successful.

“The social media intern” guys i hate to tell you this but that’s a 32 year old with full benefits doing that