shaving my head to gain an 'optical inch' on my neck

i am going to harvest Michael McMaster and use his energy for my own

when did men stop wearing hats. we have lost our way as a society

...and drop the "A". Just Weet-bix

making my customary "welsh pizza" (grilled cheese on toast)

having fun sticking my head out of the window of my house like a dog in the car

attn bookworms: chill out a little bit! if you've got time to glean (information), you've got time to lean

nice tattoo of a snake sucking its own dick dude. makes me consider infinity

just what the doggy ordered

don't mess with a MEAN SONOFABITCH who was born in MARCH and is from the MICRO GENERATION who listened to DUCK SAUCE and WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO for an entire summer just as he was ENTERING HIS TWENTIES

if you fold the new king charles five dollar note it looks like a dolphin eating pussy

food culture today is so unnatural. listen to your body. our ancestors evolved to eat a slice of white bread with peanut butter on it at 3.30pm when they arrived at after school care

just shoot from the hip. "close enough"

inspecting my buddies to judge the elegance of their streams

run out of lip balm? try licking your lips

when i can't be bothered cooking and just make pesto pasta? that's actually a form of asceticism. and it's noble

i've got a craving that only food can satisfy

Here's to YOU, Michael McMaster.