mint cheese

If you are carrying around a water bottle that’s below 32 ounces I am not fucking with you. I don’t need to make friends with a gerbil. Grow up

robert mcelhenney you’re about to be haunted

some nights i stay up hella late just farting

He was dropping “What the hay!”s and “Golly gee!”s left and right. It’s like Black Panther for corny white boys.

hi James Gunn do you have any power to get the peacemaker soundtrack on vinyl

letting your bird fly around in your pocket dimension is an extremely practical solution to owning a bird if you also have a pocket dimension

james gunn wants to see the tip go in

Charlie Kirk dying on New Comic Book day

On God why are you alive

We’re taking our oldest to college a week from today. I can’t even wrap my head around it. Seems like yesterday…

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Pistons started cooking and flexing after baskets the second they switched to the side of the court Rachel Zegler on they ain’t slick