What am i scrolling for ? What do i hope to find ?

if that onion ring i'm picking up

Get this stupid frog out of me wtf

excellent use of freewill

please stay alive for 10 more years

If I was a cookie, this would be the way I crumble

Just got chills imagining what tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once

Hey all, Tldr; After my pacemaker surgery, I am supposed to be taking it easy for two and a half months to heal. Recently I've been walking 7.6 ish miles daily to/from work. That is not taking it easy, and it's heavily impairing my ability to heal. So I am raising 2-3k for a

[seeing my dentist at the grocery store] me: hey how’s it going him: teeth me: ok

Video update time y'all lol I know a lot of you haven't heard my voice or seen me directly in a while, and I figure I would at least update y'all your considering the current situation is pretty bad I would listen to the whole thing if you can/have the time, but if you truly,

This chungus life is never uneventful

A shame Beedrill has to get into close quarters to attack like this. If only it had some kind of ranged attack so it could hit opponents from far away

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on

Me when I get mustard for Christmas

We’re at the final push here, with only 300 to go. Please consider helping if you can, if not RTs appreciated

white people be like “one second, my Ring Doorbell camera just detected Motion”

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

being shit at the game you love the most