the US government’s anti-fascism task force: - Adolfo Hitler, CEO of DeathSport Games - Benedict Mussolino, Chairman of Yum! Brand foods - Milton Friedman, CEO of Panopticompany - Dr. Suicide, Chief of Research for K.I.L.L. Robotics

people boosted harrison butker’s speech for the extremely boring misogyny but there’s straight up nazi stuff in there lol

if you work for the NYT you should be resign in shame for not having done it earlier and i am so serious

As we wait for a jury verdict, say a prayer for President Trump, his family, and our country. May God bless President Trump and the United States of America!

Jesus was also found guilty

simmons: 34 counts! russillo: heh, yeah, 34. simmons: we're talking felonies. russillo: it's serious, right. simmons: and then you have the sentencing piece. russilo: yup.

I guess sometimes liberals enjoy taking away the voting rights of “felons,” funny how that works out

There has to be a better way to go about this

This man KD is doing jump shots in the club

2020: Protect asylum! No kids in cages! 2024: Protect asylum? No! Kids in cages!

Oh my God, dude

may allah guide your aim brother kyrie

shout out to the NAACP for exercising such tremendous patience in making this call! just in time!

feds getting desperate this is nasty work

Once again, JLD nails it

Absolutely horrific clashing of textures in the knit/suit jacket combo