Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m dating Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you.

New neighbors are gonna fit right in

Congrats to Stefon Diggs. He finally got revenge on the city and team that…embraced, supported, paid, loved, admired, and praised him. Good job man, fully deserved, what a great guy

king of

Everyone in the Bills Mafia is on the nice list

bills by a billion #billsmafia

I think all jobs should be closed Election Day. It happens once every 4 years. Let us off of work!

I am the way I am because my parents never picked me up on time after school

"fuck it we ball" (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

she rlly has a knack for music im sorry

LET’S GO

Josh Allen and every QB better than him

TRENDING: The first and second place winners at the Josh Allen look-alike contest in Buffalo. 😭😭😭 NO WAY.

did you guys hear about this

ppl who don’t care about hearing your dreams are so weird to me. i was literally a swan last night. i was me but in a swan’s body

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren’t having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.

One of the most underrated part’s of Josh’s media availability today was that his Zoom was labeled as “Joshua’s iPad.”