Somebody needs to break into Nadhim Zahawi's house and install a tax prepayment meter

Planning a creative rewrite of the Three Little Pigs with Y10 today when I made the obviously insane suggestion that the Mother Pig might ‘wag her finger’ at her offspring. Was duly pulled on this with ‘How could she Sir? Pigs don’t have fingers do they.’ From the mouth of Babe!

After several pro-cyclist deaths on the roads, pro riders are launching a movement urging cyclists Be Bright, Wear a Light by using “running lights” during every ride, day or night. trib.al/8ruQMVa

A picture to mark our last Secondary Training Session together 😢 It has been a journey of challenges, laughter & self-growth. Thank you @AHLGould Mr R Clare McGivern & everyone at Chiltern Training Group (CTG) for all the help you have given us this year. Have a great half term all! :)

Challney Boys students experiencing the beautiful #ChilternHills during their practice The Duke of Edinburgh’s Award expedition Tina Nuglozé Mr Mitchelmore Mr Shafi Teach ☀️⛰️

Here's a small tribute to Benjamin in the spirit of his own poetry. Please think it or say it in his voice so that he can live through you.

Our #Ofsted Report is in! We are absolutely delighted for our 5⭐️Challney Gentlemen, staff, Trust, Governors and the wider parent community. Chiltern Learning Trust (1 of 2)

Nothing justifies killing over 12,000 children. Nothing. Not self defense. Not human shields. Not a damn thing.

#TeacherTappChat #ECTconference

Wow - speakers don’t come much more inspirational than this 🤯 Thank you Mushy for speaking with such incredible candour, humour and wisdom. #ECTconference

Bringing the #ECTConference to an end and we were ordered by Unleashing Me to tweet or we'd be robbing him 😂 Thank you Chiltern Teaching School and the team for a fab event today !

I wonder whether Gove's new definition of extremism will include party donors calling for MPs to be shot...

What a beautiful evening! Challney Boys Big Iftaar 2024. Events like these shows the true community of Challney Boys. Well done to those involved in the planning and execution of this event!

Hurray indeed! 🎉 The weather didn’t stop Challney Boys from participating in Luton Foodbank Colour Run! Thank you to student, staff and parents for coming! @EnglishHaris @C21Art

Sad not to retain my fastest adult trophy but thrilled to take part in such a great event for Luton Foodbank Great job organising the Challney Boys contribution @EnglishHaris

RECORD BREAKERS. HISTORY MAKERS. GOLD FOR GREAT BRITAIN IN THE WOMEN’S TEAM SPRINT 🥇🇬🇧 #Paris2024 | #CyclingTrack

I’m glad I read this.

“This isn’t self-defence.” The UK needs to #StopArmingIsrael now. #BBCQuestionTime #BBCQT

— James Baldwin.

For anyone who's read VARJAK PAW and wants to know how it was written - or anyone interested in writing - here's a free resource I made for the British Library, sharing pages from 7 different drafts. You can have a lot of fun showing this to a class! sfsaid.com/2024/06/the-wr…