made a guide for Younghoe Koo

Admiral Bradley rn:

the Secretary of Defense is getting called out by a children’s book publisher and the White House is feuding with a pop star. this is supposed to go on for another three years.

𝐍𝐒𝟗 Alex Stumpf Wow that’s news to me.

Treating myself to an uber home

“So what’s your take?” “BBBBLLLLLLEEEUUUUUUUUUUUHHH” “100% agree”

i would die for sabrina carpenter before i die for this country

Incredible Hegseth took the line, "It was my subordinates. They made the right decision but I decided to go to the bathroom when it happened." Just the most cowardly and weasely possible combination. No honor at all.

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

You will not be seeing my Spotify wrapped

Modern Baseball's You're Gonna Miss It All is probably my favorite album of the last decade

Baja Blast Pomegranate Cranberry Juice McDonalds Diet Coke Pomegranate Arnold Palmer The cucumber water at my office

Lmaoooooooo these people man

Finally coherent and cognizant after surgery and I check twitter to see the entire community is about to burn down TiMi studios

you just know they made another gc without him