Having a late period the month of my due date is abt to be my 13th reason

Feeling like Billy ray Cyrus’s performance at the inauguration rn

Are dating apps the humane society for people, and at what point do I get put down

Waiting for Baskin Robbin’s to put Love Potion on uber eats like I’m waiting for ticket master to let me buy tickets. Guys it’s February 1st mama is waiting.

I need a tattoo before I remove an eye

Well it looks like this week is chowders last. I really don’t know what to say right now or do, so please be patient with me. I’ve had this dog since I was 9 years old. So there’s a lot to process.

Tomorrow I say goodbye to the first boy I loved. Indescribable pain incoming.

Normally I don’t care about having to be the person to carry a conversation but right after my dog dying..bro I just want support not a forced convo

YSL black opium is the bpd perfume. That is all.

Whatever happened to elevator music

I wish I made stupid good money as a stylist so I could show up to work in elaborate funny costumes every day

Labubu’s are cringe sue me

I haven’t drank coffee in a month now. Chat we feeling regular.

Whoever cooked hot fish in the salon suites today is my biggest OP

📝 do not eat a seafood boil before going into a mosh pit

Nothing hits as hard as finding out your ex is still so violently unemployed that they are still using your business as a fake reference on LinkedIn

I feel like I need to make a YouTuber apology about my previous dismay for labubus. I…I’ve been changed.

Nothing beats hitting the new low of holding your dogs ashes in a hug at 2am on your balcony trying to cope with where you’re at.

Only here will people know I bought a full Lorax costume for work so I can jumpscare my clients (not just for Halloween)