Income tax is always a scam until someone you love needs life-saving surgery from the NHS that’s funded by said scam

by 23 you should be - overqualified for the job you’re currently underpaid for - underqualified for a better job - accumulating massive debt - depressed - directionless - suspicious of the legitimacy of your personal relationships - poppin off on twitter regardless babyyyy

i can’t be the only one who finds opening and replying to messages proper overwhelming sometimes and and then end up ignoring bare people for days at a time and then end up feeling proper bad about it but then get too scared to reply because it’s been too long

I’ve recently came back to Twitter and I hate it, but honestly best shit at the same time

I used to find men in rain-jackets at gigs uncool. But I am now the uncool men at gigs in rain-jackets

For all the introverts sharing isolation with extroverts, I feel you. This will end, the constant small talk about coronavirus will end

Been thinking about this recently and how the loss of real friendship is potentially the most horrible bit of your mid twenties as your lives just start going different places and you become different people.

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Do you think that one day they'll make the Slosh a part of social dancing classes in school?

Waiting for the drop in 1705

Old guys love giving you unsolicited directions