Everyone’s favorite uncle is back! Did ya miss me?

What ass?

I know, it was sarcasm, saying you don’t have an ass. Are you okay? Is old age hitting you hard?

You sure about that? Wow, that’s just not cool.

Well I still don’t believe you. Last time I saw it, it was nothing. .....really? A bone?

I mean I’ve kicked your ass many times, so I’ve seen bits of it through those jeans you wear like you’re a teenager. I will throw it right back at you, right in your head.

Oh I can assure you, nothing about me is small at all. I will rip out your throat, you know.

Wanna see it then? Actually it’s possible.

I mean that’s the only way to prove it. No, it’s possible.

...I can? Trust me, it is.

...wanna have sex? Yeah sure, but I’m faster so yeah.

Wow I didn’t think that’d work. Okay, awesome. When do you wanna...? So do I.

Sounds like a plan to me. Hand to hand combat though, I’d win.

...yeah, I guess you could say it’s a date. Call me dog ONE MORE TIME.

At least you’ve got a hot date. I am quite the catch. .....

Pick me up around 7.

||; sorry for disappearing. I had a busy week at work and am currently now sick 🙄 lucky me I know

Now that's a nice ass. x.com/arachnidking/s…

Miss me? Yeah, I know you did.

//: I miss my Peter :/