no respect for the guy who brought his baby to the notre archive sale. imagine watching ur dad spend ur college fund on rick owens and u can’t do anything bc ur a baby

Crimes of the Future (2022)

seeing a couple have an affair at the bar: “love is love is love is love”

this is literally what they want

check on the straight men in ur life today. cumtown is ending ❤️

nooo my bf forgot to bring over my thunder vest im getting sooo scared by the fireworks tn 😞😞😞😞

can’t wait til I’m in my forties and all the municipal fireworks shows are set to deadbeat summer by neon indian instead of bruce springsteen

more like PISSfork music festival

every time I open my fridge and smell the rotting italian beef I left in there two weeks ago

if there’s a country singer named keith urban then there should be a rapper called urban keith

twitter trad-catholic convert: “you don’t ‘have that dog in you’... it’s actually just your original sin 😬😬please get baptized 😔😔🙏”

who in the hot tub pondering they orb

mom can u pick me up they’re talking abt heirloom bean subscription services at the party

lakeview scene report: barstool has moved their offices into the old belmont army building

she millie on my bobbie til i brown

I needed to practice a certain healthy bohemianism for a while to swing away from the gray-clad, basically-dressed, brown-haired, clock-regulated, responsible, salad-eating, water-drinking, bed-going, economical, practical girl that I had become. 10/12/54

at the deli trying to order the spotify wrap

terrible pours from the bartender in ali: fear eats the soul

morrissey was the drake of the 80s

Happy graduation month to all graduates 🎓