BREAKING: Listerine to become the UK's new official currency post-Brexit

Indeed #EHIC benefits will continue. This is terrific news for #British travellers. Extra private health insurance will not be needed for the majority of travellers to #Europe.

TUNNYYYYY!!!! Everyone in the stadium has lost their head as Tunnicliffe pokes in a third in the area. 🔴 3-0 ⚪ 71' | #TownTeamTogether 🔴

How I feel after listening to Eventually State Champs

Erik ten Hag to Manchester United, here we go! Agreement on contract now set to be completed. Mitchell van der Gaag, priority candidate for coaching staff. 🔴🤝 #MUFC Ajax & Man United in contact to discuss €2m clause - announcement timing depends on this [not today/tomorrow].

🇳🇱👔 The new First-Team Manager of Manchester United: Erik ten Hag. #MUFC || #WelcomeErik

Rishi will probably be PM Probably

Sometimes I just wanna read American Vampire by Scott Snyder and listen to The Dangerous Summer at the same time

Day 2 of Rishi Sunak taking world leaders, locking them into a conference phone shaped box and taking a photo of it for his LinkedIn profile. If this ain’t some black mirror shit

My quadrennial tweeting session beings NOW (I’ve been sorely missed)

Petition for a D:Ream and a David Baddiel & Frank Skinner mash up this summer

Prime minister Rishi Sunak announces date of general election:

Things Can Only Get Better by D:Ream has entered the iTunes top ten.

Tragic the day before a final

Nah this is cold asf

better than you

Nobody born since October 1939 has undertaken National Service in the UK. Those people are now aged at least 85. This policy is aimed at winning the votes of people who never did National Service themselves but who want to force others to do it.

🚨 BREAKING: YouGov's first MRP on the general election (before Nigel Farage announced he is standing) Labour majority of 194 seats 🔴 LAB: 422 (+220) 🔵 CON: 140 (-225) 🟠 LDM: 48 (+37) 🟡 SNP: 17 (-31) 🟢 GRN: 2 (+1) 🟣 RFM: 0 (=) Changes w/ 2019

So it seems the raise taxes £2,000 line is done by costing the Labour spending proposals and then calculating the impact pro-rata. Now of course even if correct it doesn't have to come from tax it could be from borrowing etc. #ITVdebate

“Mr Sunak insisted that despite being wealthier than the King, he was able to understand voters' concerns by speaking to them” ⁦ITV News⁩ are so good apple.news/AMOjJlP68SjiP6…