Did...did I get a tweet from MARS 😭😭😭🌎🌎🌎#TomorrowTherellBeMarsAndUs

Gnight From the part of you that alights in your solitude, It’s just you, irrevocably you, golden and true no matter how loud the wind howls outside

Loki: 1 solar system. 7 planets.1 Earth. 204 countries. 7 seas. Over 7 billion people. Loki: and I had the unfortunate luck of running into you. Thor, pointing at Pluto: But... there are 8 planets Loki: Loki: fuck you

Gnight. Savor your well-earned rest, the bed that holds you, your feet off-duty at last. The world is the world but your dreams are your own. Savor yourself for a second. Save yourself for a second. (See you Monday.)

2018, a DC ball And the Schuyler Sisters are the envy of all... #KennedyCenterHonors

Gmorning from your favorite cup Fill ‘em up, fill yourself up

Sherlock: If you have 10 cookies and I take half, how many do I have? John: 10. Sherlock: What? No I- John: I'd give you all of the cookies if you wanted them. Sherlock: *tearing up* Oh.

SUICIDE PACT ANYONE

Mrs Hudson: I know you like john, sherlock. Sherlock: no I don't, he's my bro. Mrs Hudson: you gave him roses today. Sherlock: those were broses...for our bromance...

Gmorning . . . I like you . . . Think of a number between a billion and infinity . . . That’s how much

Sherlock: *sighing* I never had a real friend before. John: I can be your friend. Sherlock: Sherlock: I've never had a boyfriend before either.

me: mom can i go out with friends tonight? my mom after watching 1 kidnapping on TV:

Gmorning On your way to work Or school Or sleep again But on your way And no one else’s.

steve: this day, 70 years ago, was the worst day of my life bucky, eating some chips: because i fell off a train to my death right in front of you? steve: no because it was a little humid- yes because you fell off a train to your death right in front of me

Gnight On your way home Or school Or sleep again But on your way And no one else’s.

Gmorning! Oh. Yeah. I see it. You want me to get it? Hold still. *pulls out all your holiday stress, and gets a bit of morning gunk out of your eye* Okay, you’re good. You’re good. YOU’RE GOOD. Let’s go!

Gnight. Oh. Yeah. It’s still there. You want me to get it? Hold still. *wipes out all your end-of-year anxiety, and gets a bit of shmutz off your face* Okay, you’re good. You’re good. YOU’RE GOOD. Let’s go!

Me: success has not changed me Also me: *buys this for my house*

peter: hey doc are my results ready im dying from curiosity doctor: i can tell you now it’s not just curiosity peter: what doctor: what

[during very formal avengers christmas party] tony, standing up to give his speech: Seasons Greetings! peter and shuri in the back: SeAsOnS yEeTiNgS tony, facepalming: kids we talked about this [ @James__SW ]