ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ══════ ◌⊱ 🔥 ⊰◌ ══════ ❝ 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 .ᐟ 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘦 .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ ❞ ═════ ◌⊱ ♡ + ↻ ⊰◌ ═════ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

Finally getting up. Time for him to cause trouble. Maybe smack a few asses with his tennis racket 'cause it'll be funny.

"You're going to do this with others? Naughty." He hadn't noticed her obliviousness to his advances, taking a few moments to rummage around the kitchen to find... aha! A can of whipped cream! Time to snatch that apron off of Peach before hoisting her onto a countertop.

Bondage using his purple vine ability...💭

☆ Internet got knocked out all fucking day just to come back on when I'm exhausted. What a pain.

A brow was quirked in confusion at her question. She hadn't realized? Well, she'd get the idea when he lifted the can of whipped cream up, lining the shell of her ear with the sweet substance before licking it all away with a lap of his tongue. "Enjoying my meal, obviously."

Getting used to it? Family? That's a laugh. The lanky purple rogue has no intention of getting all buddy-buddy with anyone. He just wants to cause some chaos.

Is it too much to ask for someone that'd prefer his dick clogging up their throat instead of breathing air? Maybe he's being too hopeful––

Ugh, what a sap. This is why he can't stand heroes. Always waxing poetic. Booooooring. His lifestyle's fine as is. No companions means no attachments, which is perfect for someone like him.

He hates good-natured people. Being all nice and friendly makes his skin crawl. But why do they always have to be so damn hot––

Yanking on ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ's hood from behind.

Everything about this feels unfair. Stupid heroes and their stupid bombshell bodies... If she's going to be so smug about it, then he's getting handsy.

Weird for her to be daydreaming 'bout it when they could be making it happen instead.

Her expression only made the perverted wretch smirk slyly, clenching his fingers just a liiiiittle harder. "Don't blame me, little miss hero. I saw the chance you gave me and I took it."

Yes, he does in fact yell out a Wah as he climaxes.

☆ Been a hot minute, but I'm back. Had a lot of irl issues to clear up, but I'm good to get active here again.

Everyone's favorite purple-clad scoundrel returns to sow some chaos. Who'll be his first victim?

☆ Love how I said I was free, only to suddenly get busy for almost another week. Hate my sporadic schedule.

Handsome, dashing, much better than those shitty Mario brothers, and a bonafide tennis superstar. All descriptors he uses for himself since no one else will––