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@smashreject

𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙚 '𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬.

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calendar_today01-04-2024 04:41:09

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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐮𝐩 , 𝐃𝐨𝐜 .ᐣ (@d0wntheh0le) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ══════ ◌⊱ 🔥 ⊰◌ ══════ ❝ 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 .ᐟ 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘦 .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ ❞ ═════ ◌⊱ ♡ + ↻ ⊰◌ ═════ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

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"You're going to do this with others? Naughty." He hadn't noticed her obliviousness to his advances, taking a few moments to rummage around the kitchen to find... aha! A can of whipped cream! Time to snatch that apron off of Peach before hoisting her onto a countertop.

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A brow was quirked in confusion at her question. She hadn't realized? Well, she'd get the idea when he lifted the can of whipped cream up, lining the shell of her ear with the sweet substance before licking it all away with a lap of his tongue. "Enjoying my meal, obviously."

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Getting used to it? Family? That's a laugh. The lanky purple rogue has no intention of getting all buddy-buddy with anyone. He just wants to cause some chaos.

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Is it too much to ask for someone that'd prefer his dick clogging up their throat instead of breathing air? Maybe he's being too hopeful––

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Ugh, what a sap. This is why he can't stand heroes. Always waxing poetic. Booooooring. His lifestyle's fine as is. No companions means no attachments, which is perfect for someone like him.

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Everything about this feels unfair. Stupid heroes and their stupid bombshell bodies... If she's going to be so smug about it, then he's getting handsy.

Everything about this feels unfair. Stupid heroes and their stupid bombshell bodies...

If she's going to be so smug about it, then he's getting handsy.
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Her expression only made the perverted wretch smirk slyly, clenching his fingers just a liiiiittle harder. "Don't blame me, little miss hero. I saw the chance you gave me and I took it."

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Handsome, dashing, much better than those shitty Mario brothers, and a bonafide tennis superstar. All descriptors he uses for himself since no one else will––

Handsome, dashing, much better than those shitty Mario brothers, and a bonafide tennis superstar.

All descriptors he uses for himself since no one else will––