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Ashleigh 🛸

@smashleighjb

I’m not a crybaby. I’m 𝔗𝔥𝔢 crybaby

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calendar_today29-06-2017 04:36:36

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My car has been deemed unsafe to drive so now I have to take a Lyft to work and it cost more to do that than I make in an hour…

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Lolol spent every Saturday for the past 7 months taking classes at SMU for a paralegal certificate program and they just emailed and said they won’t be giving us actual certificates instead we get… a digital sticker.

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Just found out that Paul Newman (who I only knew as the salad dressing guy) is not only an actor but the voice of Doc fucking Hudson from cars !!

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my boyfriend got a random message from some girl and she’s interested in him if you are going to date attractive men, the reality is that they are going to get hit on a lot Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇

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Bob had surgery on his eye and now has to wear a cone of shame for 2 weeks. Had to order him one with clear sides bc he’s claustrophobic

Bob had surgery on his eye and now has to wear a cone of shame for 2 weeks. Had to order him one with clear sides bc he’s claustrophobic