this is a zine from 1995

My car has been deemed unsafe to drive so now I have to take a Lyft to work and it cost more to do that than I make in an hour…

Lol

Lolol spent every Saturday for the past 7 months taking classes at SMU for a paralegal certificate program and they just emailed and said they won’t be giving us actual certificates instead we get… a digital sticker.

On some weird girl shit. I put my cats tooth in a tiny bottle and I plan on turning it into a necklace

Just found out that Paul Newman (who I only knew as the salad dressing guy) is not only an actor but the voice of Doc fucking Hudson from cars !!

Just changed out my shower head. It’s really the simple joys in life #shesbeautiful

i can’t be the only one

my boyfriend got a random message from some girl and she’s interested in him if you are going to date attractive men, the reality is that they are going to get hit on a lot Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇

Everyone look at my son

Bob had surgery on his eye and now has to wear a cone of shame for 2 weeks. Had to order him one with clear sides bc he’s claustrophobic

Teaching my mother how to use Reddit

Fighting the urge to drive to the corner store and buy an elf bar

Happy 16th birthday to my cat Meatwad !!

Meatwad’s Big Adventure

Just saw a really cute cat in a tv show and now I’m sad bc I’m at work and my cats at home

BEYONCÉ?!?

My brother has a grandfather clock full of magic cards