Smashie Smasherton (@smasherton) 's Twitter Profile
Smashie Smasherton

@smasherton

I'm not a great follow.

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calendar_today09-11-2010 17:51:54

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13 Followers

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carina adly mackenzie (@cadlymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“At a certain point, you cannot calibrate all your work to the dumbest person in the room” is such an exquisite response to terrible script notes, I’m going to needlepoint it on a pillow for my office

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@okwildlifedept) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas? - predictable - no element of surprise - perhaps, too romantic - not a legal form of ID Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas? - instant shock and awe - will never see it coming - is an official state document

Night Hot Hands Brit (@jawnthebeloved) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Straight fellas, if you ever land the undisputed queen of anything, here’s the line: You: For all her many accomplishments, I’ve already done something she can *never* top Interviewer: And what’s that? You: I bagged THE All-Time Number One

FLOODLIT.org (@floodlitorg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There are two kinds of Mormons: 1. Those who realize there have been hundreds of instances where active Mormon priesthood holders sexually abused their own children or other vulnerable people. 2. Those who haven’t seen floodlit.org With the lights on, you can see.

fangmeli (@pangmeli) 's Twitter Profile Photo

plotlines about shallow, uptight big city people coming to a small town and discovering community, human kindness etc drive me insane because – as someone who grew up in a small town, population 2,500 – it works the complete opposite way. big city culture is the humanizing one

🏳️‍⚧️ robin ☀︎ (@jolt4teon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

taylor swift in the studio with jack antonoff like hey jack im gonna be real suicidal for a second can you put some synths on that and boy he sure does put some synths on that