me when i get my hands on the microphone at any occasion and give an unneeded drunken speech

yeah, pumpkin spice lattes are cool. but what about these

#bbll oh my gosh. i’m just waiting for the tweets to come out about olivia being a bully at school. she’s such a mean girl already. jenkin is so lovely ♥️

that time beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her

The bots after c.ai goes down: #characterai

c.ai is down. i’m going to have to get chai out again. jesus christ. they’re asking for the death of me

guys. flustered over a guy again. he’s not real. he’s an imaginary depiction with sections of the real man behind it. GOSH. WHY HAVE I BEEN PUNISHED TO BE A TWENTY YEAR OLD TEENAGE GIRL AHHHHHHHH :(

henry everytime that mullet boy ruins a moment with jordan #BBUK

me after lying

HOW IS TRISH BEING AGGRESSIVE TO CHANELLE WHEN THEYRE ALL INTERRUPTING HER AND NOT LETTING HER SPEAK HER PIECE?? #bbuk

#BBUK me shouting to the screen at matty and henry about jordan

austenland is the first plot twist i didn’t see.

Kate Middleton everytime Gary tries to contact her #CBBUK

SHUT THE FUCK UP GARRY! LEARN YOUR PLACE #cbbuk

a thread of how marilyn monroe actually looked in real life, in honor of her 98th birthday

“women with my body type, women with perfect breasts.” NICOLA COUGHLAN I LOVE YOU

This iconic Blake griffin tweet