Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

2025 in a nutshell:

The Minneapolis Star Tribune compiled a chilling recap of multiple incidents showing ICE agents escalating aggression toward innocent bystanders including detainments, threats of violence, and physical abuse. This isn’t law and order. It’s state violence.

ICE agents terrorizing Minneapolis neighborhoods, in photos theatlantic.com/photography/20…

The sober way many non-Americans can discuss our country.

this is why ram is 500 bucks

This is genuinely how democracies fall into authoritarianism. This is an attempt to end democracy. If you think it's an exaggeration, please ask yourself what you would have thought if Obama had thousands of masked agents killing people in red states, and promised to remove them

Motherfucker I have read your blog. You were quoting Shins lyrics. You were listening to The Postal Service. There is no way you can name more than three Kid Rock songs. Is there anything you don’t lie about?

Me: So the demons that only I can see, they're real? And I'm the only one who can stop them, with my special psychic powers? Blake Snell: That's absolutely right. Keep going, you're onto something huge here. Your psychic powers are the key!

Just a reminder that Jake Paul and his brother *literally* moved to Puerto Rico to avoid American taxes and now cant vote in American elections anymore So when he tells a REAL American to 'go live somewhere else' remember HE already left and cant tell real Americans what to do🤷‍♂️

There’s only two things left to add. #BringThemHome

I got a B+ on this in my Freshman year of high school photoshop class

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

🚨 Do you understand what Peter Thiel just funded.. the guy who built Palantir.. military-grade AI surveillance for the Pentagon, the CIA, ICE.. he just led a $2 billion round.. for a cow collar.. Halter.. a New Zealand startup that puts GPS collars on cows and herds them

it's time

State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.” Follow: AF Post

Trump on his presidential library: "I don't believe in building libraries or museums... It's going to be most likely a hotel, this concept. Could be office, but it's most likely going to be a hotel with a beautiful building underneath and a 747 Air Force One in the lobby"

Stone Age? At a time when you were still in caves searching for fire, we were inscribing human rights on the Cyrus Cylinder. We endured the storm of Alexander and the Mongol invasions and remained; because Iran is not just a country, it is a civilization.

Downtown Detroit packed

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online