@IAmYourBucky You want me to stick with you then, Mr. Barnes?

@IAmYourBucky Of course I do.

@IAmYourBucky [He nodded with a small grin.] Of course!

@IAmYourBucky Yes! You're mine now!

@IAmYourBucky Mine.

@IAmYourBucky Good! My lil soldier.

@IAmYourBucky You're my lil soldier!

@IAmYourBucky You little cutie.

@IAmYourBucky I'm actually an asshole, proudly so.

@IAmYourBucky [He grinned and kissed his cheek.]

@IAmYourBucky Oh I try.

@IAmYourBucky At least I'm already succeeding in this relationship.

@IAmYourBucky You're already doing a really really good job. You're so adorable.

Hey team.

Your fave is back!

Whose dick do I have to rip off to get a drink around here?

Then I better get a drink because I will beat someone's dick off. x.com/princeofponies…

It was meant the way it sounded. I could help a brotha out or I could make sure he can't procreate. x.com/princeofponies…

Of course, mister. I'll let you know if you're irritating me. x.com/princeofponies…