Me asf

My British ex bf used to make me watch this guy’s terrible unfunny tv show where he’d dress up as women and say the same stupid catchphrases every episode

You can resist the urge to get mad at blue check accts you see on your for you tab, it’s within your control

I let my kids decorate the tree and I think it looks perfect

Just finished watching this and I get it

Dealing with stressful situations appropriately, not freaking tf out at everyone for no reason

How it feels

It’s a very special day today

McDonald’s Sounds Scottish But Its American 😂 Confusin As Fuck Name 👍 Tae Me At Least

I just made some bullshiiit

12yo’s friend was supposed to be here for a play date 2 hours ago but her mom is making her clean her room first.. maybe im just being a millennial but this seems stupid to me

Daughter’s friend asked me why I have a case of Dr Pepper zero and a 2 litre of regular Dr Pepper in the fridge and I told her that sometimes I like to add a little regular Dr Pepper to the Dr Pepper zero to take the edge off, I hope she remembers this forever

I love it here

Snowplow just got my ass 😓