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Taz

@cooljinzo

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Could you hire me? I think you could...

I need a job desperately, I have 1000 skills and plenty of references to back me up... I am a catch!

Please share and save my life, London is defeating me

Could you hire me? I think you could... I need a job desperately, I have 1000 skills and plenty of references to back me up... I am a catch! Please share and save my life, London is defeating me
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I am available to hire as a video editor or podcast editor if you need anything like that done please message me I'm good

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(Mario & Peach on a double date with Master Chief & Cortana)
Peach: Your dress is lovely Cortana
Cortana: Thanks Peach, first time wearing it
Mario: Yes, its lovely
Chief: Cool it Mario thats my wife
Cortana: Chief relax, thanks Mario
Mario: Sorry
Chief: The Arbiter just text me

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Don't get paid til Wednesday and I'm skint and I'm thinking about all the Christmas chocolate I left at my mum's thinking what if I brought it with me...

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Was swearing I'd go cold turkey tonight for ages but just got home and found a unopened bottle of vape liquid (blueberry sour raspberry bar juice) and I've shed a real tear

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(Living with Heston Blumenthal)
Heston Blumenthal: I'm craving a normal dinner tonight
Me: Pizza? burger and chips?
Heston Blumenthal: Fried poo, With peepee chips
Me: You're mental if you think thats normal!
Heston Blumenthal: Fart gravy
Me: 😐

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