So I’m like Venom :) (my doctor, trying to help me understand my brain parasites) kinda

I'm sick

[slug visionary] a world that never dries out, you feel me brother slime? a world where slugs roam free, you feel me brother ooze?

^

and it's really their best feature

yeah the pop tart bowl branding is working but it's just too bad for them that pop tarts are not good to eat or buy in real life

why does no one talk about how depression causes memory loss

Traveling is the most funnest thing ever why is traveling so fun I love traveling

i love posts like this! "our orangutan loves mustard 🙂" yes she does! we love you!

inspiration for Son Loaf

they must have a lot of extra space on that walk

wait you didn't see it? the revolution happened last week. yeah it was all over tv

and what if i said the real antiwoke part of the line is "she was a playboy"

This is the strength of response we need. People’s calls and organizing worked. Thank you to all who mobilized. No action is ever too small. This is why we never give up. Thank you Senate Democrats

like this tweet

i hope alito et al are happy about this one