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maya

@smallheavens

taking it one year at a time 🫀

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day 2 of my period & i can’t believe monthly pain and suffering is a condition of my existence. and not even in a disordered way like this is a very natural and normal process. hope that apple tasted good Eve you greedy bitch

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I love my evil girlfriend who wants to kill me so so bad. I come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps. When we eat dinner together I'll smile and say "poison again?" and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

I love my evil girlfriend who wants to kill me so so bad. I come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps. When we eat dinner together I'll smile and say "poison again?" and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison