Have they not left it a bit late to head tae the hospital?

Was on the train there and someone dropped a silent but VERY violent smelling fart, everyone was boaking and squirming then at the next stop, as this guy was getting off he turned round and said ‘sorry folks that one was the air around a jobby!’ HAHAHAHA

Dua Lipa loves Saint Murn

this is the most delicious salad available in Glasgow

BAH BYE CRISTIANO ✋🏻

Am in Edinburgh for work. The moral of the story is Glasgow should be the capital city of Scotland.

Been on the motorway leaving Glasgow for literally 10mins and I’ve already seen 2 broken down Range Rovers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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My painting vs my camera roll

Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo in 1969, is the only human, dead or alive, that isn't in the frame of this picture.

PTs in January: YOU CANNOT GET IN SHAPE BY JUST SIMPLY EATING WELL AND EXERCISING