Aliens. If you're reading this. This is your cue.....

At least Carlin isn’t alive to see this.

Men over the age of 70 should be banned from holding high office. The future is not theirs to determine. The past is theirs to reckon with.

Remembering the life and legacy of Lou Holtz

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97. And live comfortably for eleven minutes

Time spent in Federal Government roles… George Washington: 8 years Thomas Jefferson: 10 years John Adams: 12 years Nancy Pelosi: 39 years Mitch McConnell: 41 years Chuck Schumer: 45 years This explains everything. Founders vs Grifters

Me ignoring sleep because i didn't get time to enjoy life after work

FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.

applying to a job in 2026

The biggest scam in life: paying taxes on money you make, paying taxes on the money you spend, and paying taxes on things you own that you already paid taxes on with already taxed money.

How boomers will "hand over the reins" to younger generations

Yeah if Darth Vader becomes Luther Burden’s new nickname, it’s absolutely perfect. 🔥

“Return to the office for the exciting culture” The culture:

China deployed a 1,300-ton data center on the ocean floor off the coast of Hainan. No cooling towers or air conditioning. Just cold seawater doing the job for free. The result? Cooling costs drop from ~50% of total energy to under 10%.

The truest thing I’ve seen in my life…