If they say you're too good for them and you're better off without them...tell them to make themselves the best and stay. You're worth it.

I just had melted salted caramel over chocolate fudge with Skor topping.....do not judge me.

Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes. Fuck off.

If I wanted to have sex with a married man, I’d fuck my husband.

They should make a snooze button that hits you back.

I hate using the word husband...makes me sound like I'm married.

Courage is not only getting through today but knowing that tomorrow you'll do even more to better your life. Believe in your strength.

One of the wisest things we can teach ourselves is to not only be guarded but to also be wild in who we are in life's madness.

Don't worry about making bad decisions. If they were really bad, future you would come back and stop you. Just do it.

They are only bad decisions if you get caught

Your opinion is important to me. Please hold while I get my catapult.

Nothing is more disgraceful when people scream for equality/humanity yet they are the ones mentally labeling people for their own comfort.

Whenever I miss having a man around I just load the dishwasher wrong.

Their chemistry was flammable and it burnt well and long.

Searching for the word that paints a thousand pictures.

Sex is like riding a bike... 1) Chains attached 2) If you don't lock it up, it'll wander 3) You look stupid in a helmet