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“Deshaun Watson drops back to pass”

Holy crap!

BREAKING: In a stunning admission, one of the most conservative Senators, Senator Mitch McConnell, just admitted it was Donald Trump who sabotaged the toughest border security legislation proposed in decades. Retweet to make sure every American sees this.

Elon Musk is hiding this video of Bill Burr ripping him apart. So don't RT it. Or do if you don't like Elon Musk.

Trump saying he wanted to be the Pope was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard until Lindsey Graham said it was a good idea the Church should be open to.

New breed of crocodile has been discovered in the UK...🐶🐾🐊🌊😂 📹denislaw

We are Jimmy Kimmel.

Brilliant

Retweet if you think Trump was fucking kids. Hit the Like button. if you think Epstein was fucking Trump's kids. Help me get another visit from the Secret Service.

🚨NEW: Donald Trump has called for NBC Late Night host Seth Meyers to be taken off the air in an an evening tirade on social media. FCC Chairman Brendan Carr shared the post, hinting he may take action against the network. RETWEET if you stand with @SethMeyers against Trump!

This week!

Something we can all enjoy.

Breaking news: After unconfirmed rumors that Santa was smuggling fentanyl into the US, Pete Kegseth has ordered an airstrike on the illegal boarder crosser and serial home invader.

Happy New Year! May it be a much better one.

Tim Burchett Elon Musk Retweet if Tim Burchett sucks balls.