why is it always the white people bro

none of this was even remotely xenophobic i think we’re having “friend who is too woke” moment. if we’d engaged our brains we would KNOW his “no homo” comment is referring to the fact the whole show is gay as hell and they won’t be able to perform in some places

never kill yourself

dan and phil pastel edit (2024 version)

HELP

Dan’s hat being the ONLY hat that stops Phil’s migraines… THE UNIVERSE IS DAN AND PHIL’S WERE JUST LIVING IN IT

phil doesn’t cringe whenever he watches old videos of dan because he has loved every version of him

i sexted for the first time w this phone case

The Terrible Influence Tour Thank you Dan and Phil, and thank you to this beautiful community. This was the most fun we’ve ever had 💙

how old were you when you first… kiss: 16 relationship: 16 alcoholic drink: 15 vaped: never smoked (cigs): 20? not a smoker tho skipping class: 17 used other drugs: 19 first tattoo: 19 first piercing: 4 first job: 15

them saying they fell hard and fast in 2009 someone please sedate me what is going on

‘phil was my safe space he was my first boyfriend’

i’ve been here for the birth, the death, the hiatus and the rebirth and everything in between. i never thought i’d see the day where they address THEM. proud is an understatement, i adore them more than anything ♥️

every time i finish a hard launch episode it auto plays a true crime podcast so i get jump scared with “…blood spewed everywhere”