you smell awful

A man with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says "HOW did you get such a huge orange head!!!"

POV: two girls youve hooked up with discuss their experience

DA VINKI??????

Jobs: HIRING! URGENT! APPLY NOW!!!!!!! Me: Applies Jobs: not you.

Man I just can’t stop thinking about how stupid babies are. They can’t talk, they have no life experiences, and most of them haven’t even finished high school. Babies are so dumb.

so many numbers why do we need them

I would punch both of them for free

i may be stupid but at least i dont think im gonna float into the sky when the world ends

In case you haven’t heard yet, Hatsune Miku has been appointed as a COVID-19 Countermeasure Supporter in Japan. She will be teaching the public about COVID-19 and tips on how to prevent the spread of it. She will serve as a supporter until March 31, 2021.

kurapika in the succession war arc

i want to live on a farm with a pet rat

Me all week: 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😓😓😓😓😰😰😱😱😨😨😨🥶🤯🥵😭😭😱😫👹👹👹👹👹👹🤒🤒👿👿🥱🥱🥱😱😱🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Me during the 45 minutes that I pay for therapy: 🤠

We really used to be like “can i go pee” and teachers used to be like “no” omg.....

going to teach monkey how to drive bus

Soulja Boy Goes To Mars youtu.be/et2Xf6NGT5g via YouTube watch the whole thing

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