“What sort of method is that? ...Humph, not bad” — 18+ Mature themes. — Kancolle Multiverse RP — Detailed as Partner — Lewd/Non — Temperate Tsundere — Ships w/ Chemistry or with Shimakaze.

“Baggy…”

EVERYONE thinks that 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒍𝒍 be the one to win her. The fools.

And yet he always gives her the attention she wants. So mission accomplished.

She doesn’t need tits… 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒕!

…can it Captain Crumpet, the only insecure one here is him.

❝𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝑰𝒕 𝑩𝒆 𝑲𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏, 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰𝒕 𝑾𝒂𝒔 𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑺𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑻𝒐 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒆❕❞ —The Buccaneer King ——Captain of “Satisfaction” ———Scourge of the Spanish Armada 18+ Only┋ #MVRP More Info Below ↺ + ♡

𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑺!

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑼𝑷 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹'𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑵 𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒆.

NOT FASTER THAN THE FASTEST DESTROYER EVER BUILT MOTHER FUCKER— C’MERE.

//I cannot stress enough. PLEASE follow and spread around my pirate account. I don’t want her to flop a third time.

SHE ALREADY DESTROYED IT ANYWAYS! NOW IT’S A MATTER OF PUNISHMENT! AND THE DILDO OF CONSEQUENCES RARELY ARRIVES LUBED!

THE POINT IS IT’S 𝑵𝑶𝑻 LUBED. SHE DID 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 WRONG. MAYBE THIS’LL TEACH HER TO 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑷 𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑭𝑰𝑻𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑵'𝑻 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑺.