me at the function

now imagine what she could do if she used her fucking platform for good and spread resources for palestine, congo, sudan, and so many other countries going through hell.

the way els and thea both freak out when they hear from me after i've disappeared for months at a time warms my heart so much. i love my girls. 😭

women need to be meaner and more violent

hey (louder than everyone else)

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. Oh fuck. Where did it go. Guys where the fuck did my peanits go I'm serious

Jennifer in Needy’s Evil Dead shirt

Please don't perceive me as a girl, but rather as an entity or apparition

Me when I like you

"goood girl youre taking it so well^^" and it is just a kitchen knife to the abdomen

it’s all about rock paper scissors. I rock the fuck out I collect my paper and I scissor your wife.

Noah Sebastian, the man that you are.

😭

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