youtube.com/watch?v=Ml1p1y… First twitter post ever. I think it's worthy. Cleff Martinez - Wanna Fight (Only God Forgives)

Closely followed by this: youtube.com/watch?v=RCD14I… Pixies - Where is my Mind?

I wish I had a man this buff, tanned and with googlie nipples. #onlyatmmk

Bleaching antlers on a Monday evening...

Badmintonning it up. Kickin' some butt.

This is the queue for the beer festival...ergh.

Few drinkies a la playhouse. Tis naice :) instagram.com/p/gGy_CxFGff/

@thehacksaw today was hiking up a glacier day and visiting a black sanded beach. Will try to bring back goodies :)

@thehacksaw thank you :) Several more to follow soon from the DSLR rather than my crappy phone.

Been travelling for over 12hrs and still not home. Stuff you crappy London and your crappy Heathrow and your crappy underground. #crapaward

#Instagramception.

Forever washing up #dirtybitch

LEngineer font. A new cool font by Ferdie Balderas bit.ly/1eWv4Ht

Double cheeseburger with maple-fried bacon, rocket and avocado. Damn I need to make this more often. #yummy

Merry Crimbo! #dickhead

Test running the new LED tv and sound system with some classics. Legend, The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth. Oh yes. Merry belated Xmas to me!

Can't sleep. Perfect time to listen to some seriously creepy yet entrancing music. youtube.com/watch?v=li-adM…