Uh yeah it is you gotta downplay the bitch you cracked while yall were split this is basic getting your bitch back 101

La vitesse des journées quand t'es au chômage

When I have a son this is exactly how I’ll introduce him

Borrowing myself money from my savings

It hasn't even been a day yet... #SmilingFriends

my money already having places to be before it even hit my account

“how you know i be saying nigga”

“no, thragg!! i will not let you stay he—“

Eve woke up and decided to choose violencee😭😭😭

Man go the fuck home

when you've already calculated how many hours you're going to sleep, but you can't fall asleep and the number keeps dropping

"I'm too scared to talk to this girl" What your ancestors did on a random Wednesday:

You don’t need this you stupid bitch

facebook marketplace user politely declined my $20 lowball for a $100 item

Me: this THC seltzer ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

Now do booze and cigarettes which are terrible for teenagers but even more legal than marijuana. “What about the children” is BS.