overusing 'lol' with locals in my group project like some kind of alien trying to communicate

i feel like i need to do mental health check-ins with my kpop mutuals what the hell is going on over there. these mfs is killing and eating each other

astounded over the amount of times people have tattled on me to richard and he still hasn't blocked me. in a way we are best friends. anyway im off to have parasocial dinner with hale appleman and go on my parasocial stroll with alison brie. ahaha alison stop it ur so funny

walking out the airport with your bags :|

genuinely can't remember if i've taken my anxiety medication and i think my memory restarts and i keep going "oh!" and taking it again but i guess there's no harm in fucking chillaxingggg

i'm hesitant to self-diagnose but i mean look at me

sorry followers who wanted me to tweet about t100. i dont want to. i do not like it

today

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does anybody know how to get a car out of mud on the side of the road if one was 4’11” and 90 lbs and already tried pushing it. not related to my life or anything

got my car out and now everybody i live with wants to kill me for smearing mud all over the driveway. currently trying to blame it on other people. said it wasn't my fault because my tires were smooth; still trying to recover from that. check back in soon

oomf in their retirement era because this account is a nightmare to be on. i'm moving to @mothhouses if you still wanna be mutuals you can follow me there but i'll probably block people i don't know

using this account for evil

alright who took a dump in my abandoned twitter account. not cool

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imagine if i just started tweeting on this acc again. i kinda want to. i have good drafts over here. look at this one: stared at a rabbit out of my window waiting for it to do something cute wind blew it was a mcdonalds bag. i mean that’s killer