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kelso

@slug_lover

i'm kelsey a certified trivia and karaoke professional

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calendar_today26-03-2011 12:03:10

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one time when i was like 12 my moms friend came over and her and my mom were reading aloud the lyrics to baby from the insert on my justin bieber cd and i vividly remember her being like “it took 5 people to write baby… 56 times?!” anyways i was butthurt but they were right

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washing my bridesmaids dress from april that says dry clean only in the washer after giving up spot cleaning it let’s see if they were lying or if these stains come out 🤞🏼

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if u haven’t wiped your coochie with the cardboard part of the toilet paper roll you are not a real 365 party girl

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i can leave my towels in the dryer for 3 days after they’ve done one cycle but need another. i consider them parboiled. now 3 days in the washer would be unthinkable, but kind of blanching it enough from keeping it from getting stinky then finishing it later seems to work! :)