”We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here… isn’t that refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama?” — Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

Trump has gone full blown Kanye.

Cancel student loan debt.

Being an adult means having a favorite burner on your stove.

a stimulus check is when you ask her if she came

Let’s not forget: About 40% of people with student loan debt weren’t able to finish their degree, often because costs were too high. Now, they’re stuck with all of the burdens and none of the benefits. Canceling student loan debt will make a world of difference for them.

Me being Hellboy n shit, and having spent so much time in hades, I would like to extend my deepest sympathies to the poor devil who will no doubt have to spend the rest of eternity with Rush Limbaugh.

The widespread electricity failure in Texas was largely caused by freezing natural gas pipelines, which are responsible for the majority of the state’s power supply. Fossil fuel industry advocates falsely blamed renewable energy sources for the outage. nyti.ms/3bdF7vP

A man in Arizona faked his own kidnapping, bound his wrists, gagged himself and invented a story of treasure hidden in the desert — all to get out of work this month, the authorities said. He was arrested last week on a charge of making a false report. nyti.ms/3spWLDN

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