Grilled steak + homemade roasted garlic hummus >

Attaching healthy eating to European and American standards while viazi vitamu and spinach are readily available in the markets for you is madness

A lentils and chicken Mediterranean salad would cure me today

I did say I will not rest from the gym until the only difference between me and Lexie Learmann is skin colour and height 🤷🏽‍♀️

You should have a PhD, fifty seven certifications, a stamp of approval from the Queen of England, 256 soft skills, a letter of recommendation from the North Korean government, and a photo standing on the moon to get an entry level job these days.

There’s a first course and a main course???

One of the best ways to protect your child is by being there for them in all ways. The world doesn’t give two fvcks the amount of money you pour into their education… it ruins us all equally. Best you can do is remind them that home is always a safe space.

well… I mean… yes..

Why do people hate prenups? 😂

The taxes in this country will literally send you to the pits of hell but go free healthcare too

She’s too demanding I can’t even afford her as well

As someone who is trying to get out of “trying to keep the peace and being afraid of confrontation “ loop you gotta start moving madder with your family first, because 10/9 times it started there..

I’m currently at the season where Carrie is ruining it with Aidan because of that ugly ass crocodile of a man (Big).

Being a black girl in white spaces is always so funny because you could walk in with mabutu and they’d go “OMG girl your hair??? So chic” and you’ll just be standing there like “Girl thank you it’s called the singing potatoes back at home 🥰” and they’d believe you

😂

Any chance I get… ‘my mother taught me’

My top 4 trees: 1. Weeping willow 2. Tuscan cypress 3. Lebanese cedar 4. Stone pine honourable mentions: Olive tree Oriental Arborvitae

I just finished reading The Bell Jar. My next read will be East of Eden. I’m expecting Count of Monte Cristo on Monday which will be the next one in the performative reading lineup this season.

Turned off my alarm this week so that I sleep in a little bit more than usual. My eyes when the clock strikes six:

It’s been raining all day