in my city we put cigarettes out on people who are like this and that's why we still have affordable housing

flim

hey guys its about to snow so make sure you buy plenty of bread and milk so you can make "the paste."

A better ending for 'Alien' (1979) would be if they discovered the alien was vulnerable to toxoplasmosis and then Ridley gets saved by Jonesy the cat who kills the alien with toxoplasmosis.

Crime is an artistic endeavor

I think I'm developing a dependency on the supplements I bought to help me with my drug dependency

Today's forecast: a blood sugar nightmare

I am looking forward to living in the dementia village and I would ideally like to move there soon

My comedy show tonight has sold out. Standing room only at this point. I am a golden god.

The Magnetic Zeroes are in the audience at my comedy show, which is fitting because I too am a Magnetic Zero.

I had an intense depressive episode over the winter but fortunately it allowed me to write the best comedy show I've ever worked on. It's a massive project with many moving parts, lots of production elements, music/costumes, lots of work going into promo material. I'm excited.

I will judge you based on your opinion of this man.

aw really? that sucks man. you should do drugs about it.

Hallelujah

Vtubers are a crime against God. you're not allowed to be famous if you don't show us your face.

people who have made a career going down to skid row and offering addicts $50 to film their "sob story" deserve life without possibility of parole.

I get the sense that you're riddled with disease.