just learned the only way out is through

let em work let em live @iamgoatedtwin

[exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?

Joe Biden should post hog as soon as the results are in

this is the plot of the substance (2024)

do you have: stupid little cat feet or big donkey clonkers

HIS FACE IS KILLING MEEE

I've just been informed that "bricked up" does not mean constipated. okay

rhoslc is more addictive than crack

watching jen shah get arrested for the first time .. i’ll never feel this way again

when the D.A.R.E. program came to my elementary school, they told us that every time you smoke weed one memory gets erased. and even as a kid that was appealing to me

You guys…i have a really reliable source that’s have been telling me that all hamsters want to kiss us humans? All the time? Can someone confirm please?

UPDATE: Future responds to Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’s alleged affair situation via his IG story: “I can’t save you twin u on ur own”

The most *record scratch* “yep. That’s me” moment I have ever seen in my life