Someone ate all my biscoff. :(

"There's gonna be some sick and twisted plot twist along the way where you find out you and him are related. I'd say I'm kidding, but I'd be telling about half the truth. The events in an Hargreeves childs life is.. questionable."

"You'll get used to it. I'm Sloane! Number 5 of— Ugh, I don't even wanna bother with it. Just Sloane, is fine. Sloane Hargreeves."

/ Sloane lets out a defeated chuckle, not offended— simply amused. / "You're mistaken, that's.. Five. A confusing name, for sure. I'm a Sparrow Academy member. Not.. Umbrella. It's confusing and a long story so.. Basically, not the same Five. Same number, different people."

'You attract what you fear. ' Oh gosshh... a tall, golden retriever coded, Space Boy titled, member of the Umbrella Academy thats gonna go out and buy me more biscoff.. oh nooo... my worst fear.. soo scary...

"Probably multiple, if we're considering the multiverse theory— but I'd rather not sound like.. Five. But enough of that number, my brother in law is dear to me, but goodness it gets confusing." "Ah.. And, well— My father is Reginald Hargreeves. So him."

"No idea. Don't remember much about him, other than he's a prick. But lovely meeting you, Nathan. I hope you don't inherit the Hargreeves curse."

"Misfortune and... an awkward love life. The latter is less important, the former can go from our good ol' dad not loving us.. to the world ending— at least like 3 or 4 times."

Oh he's so gonna ground you for posting these I fear.....

I'm kidnapping one.

Who. Keeps. Eating. All. The. Biscoff.

You're so smart, Christopher. You truly, truly, have never disappointed me.

/ Handing the reader the trinket. / My cat, cheese, retreived this little thing.

Coconut. :)

// taking out so many of klaus' important scenes in s4... the audacity for steve to qrt with 'he's plently loved'.. fake as HELL

I do the groceries and the thanks I get is being told to clean Fathers study. I will kill everyone in this damn building.

Oh my gosh, I'd love that! Cheese is a little kitten so he'd love to make friends. <3

You have immediately become my favorite.

I love you too <3 /p

I'd deactivate after a reply like this I can't lie.