Friend was telling me about this incredible burger he had last night and I was able to quote one of my favorite TikToks of all time: “CHICKEN AND BEEF TOGETHER??!!??!!!”

I FINALLY KNOW LAHEE

Gay person: I’m gay Trans person: I’m trans Viet Joseph Joestar: MỌI NGƯỜI 🧑🏽👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦳👴🏻👨🏿‍🦱 LÊN XE 👉🚗 CHÚNG TA CẦN PHẢI RỜI KHỎI CÁI🏃🏻‍♂️THÀNH PHỐ NÀY👇NGAY 🏙 BÂY GIỜ‼️CÁI GÌ⁉️ ÔI KHÔNG🚫 AHH😨😰 ĐÂY👇 KHÔNG PHẢI LÀ CHIẾC XE🚗🚫 KHÔNG THỂ NÀO😱 KHÔNGG😟😣 Ô ẨN SĨ TÍM🧶💜

빛전, 왔슴메? 목욕부터 하겠슴메? 아니면....버스트부터? 3 . 2 . 1 진입 <se.1> #메기여도괜찮아

Raw Aymeric thirsting

Ishgard #ffxiv #ffxivart

Palachad shieldmogger Aymeric thirstposting blowing up but never forgetting from whence you came……..

Just got hit with the truth nuke of shadowbringers n my green friend got to watch it live

💧🔥温度兄弟 | xtremes 🐇

John Green is speaking at my alma mater today and my chaos prodigies get to sit there the whole ceremony (they spent the whole graduation budget in getting John Green to come)

EVERYONE🧑🏽👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦳👴🏻👨🏿‍🦱GET IN THE CAR👉🚗WE'RE LEAVING🏃🏻‍♂️THIS👇TOWN🏙NOW‼️WHAT THE🫪⁉️NO🚫AHH😨😰THIS👇ISN'T A CAR🚗🚫IMPOSSIBLE😱NOOO😟😣OHH HERMIT PURPLE🧶💜

THEY HAVE BROUGHT OUT JOHN GREEN

ermmm actually

I REFERENCE “show me how those tits fart” SO MUCH and nobody knows that I’m talking about this image and instead they think I’m a superpervert. Which I am, but I’m not just pulling that crazy line out of thin air!

Wakin up to find that the guy who gave me and Angel tenant for his house exploded his fc and we might be homeless now

WHAT hours