okay so someone dm'd me a (SFW!!) comic strip of a cute little green skinned goblin with glasses and big naturals talking to a knight about lodgings and I can't for the life of me find it - if anyone knows what I'm talking about can you comment the comic/artist pls 🙏

now that I'm sick and scrolling all day this bears repeating

this is basically my relationship x.com/CorporateStudi…

new bisexual motto just dropped

when friends make you a drink call that mutual aide

I can't wait until I'm a parent and I can buy this for a teen that will cringe into orbit

this is why I have twitter, so I have an outlet

the correct amount of jacking off is when I don't have to hear about it

so a dude just called me out of nowhere saying he accidentally payid'd me $150 via my mobile no and if I could transfer it back - the only reason I believed him is because he sounded stoned AF. I'm confident you did send someone $150 for "food" and fucked up the number actually

if any creators want to get on throne hmu - I've got 5 referral codes and I'll give out some tips and tricks to anyone who claims them x comment to get a code! throne.com/slipperygoblin

we're Nidoran♀ and we're looking for some Nidoran♂ friends!!

should I start a goblin cooking channel? I feel like I have the required assets 🤔

I need this for every time someone tries to activity police me because they think I'm drinking at 7am yeehaw time

different makeup than usual I'm having mixed feelings

sometimes I see dudes trying to be mean in the comments and check their profile and without fail they're a crypto bro saying vaguely mean stuff at women for zero likes or replies. go off king good to see the amount of women acknowledging you online is the same as offline