Melania hiv u washed my jacket yet Aye its in the tumble dryer

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 MJ bein too cheeky as usual hahahaha

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort

When someone tags their friend on one of your tweets and they start having a conversation without removing your @

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PS4, Playstation VR and 19 games for sale, all well looked after and in excellent condition, £380 pm if interested.

Craig david do you miss me much how als ess cunt noo he must be pushin 50 n hes writin sangs like at do you miss me much hes a fuckin pedo

Best pizza in the broch?

Gonna tell my kids this was Stevie Wonder

And here’s Ronaldo...

Seen Ketamine Kyle walking up Union Street last night. Pogba’s been out for about 8 month with a sare ankle, Kyle fell 30 feet fae a bridge. Ken fa I would sign if I was Real Madrid.

Instagram stories, quine number 1 posts a photo, quine number 2 reposts said photo, quine number 1 reposts that quine number 2 reposted her photo, why?

Abdys tweetin ess like omgggg a rat washin eezsale completely forgettin thit on his own successfully brought up and trained the best ninja turtles in the world.

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Fts i crack we ah cunt fae here becoming vloggers like ? Al tell u every vlog here, we bide in a shitehole, naebdys gettin upti fuckal exciting, folks alkys, folks avid bakers and folks addicted ti cod. Ats it

The black madonnas changed er name ti the blessed madonna, black coffees awa ti change eez name ti 2 n coo Black Coffee @blessed_madonna

He’s been done again 😂😂😂😂

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