IMM DULLESING THE FUCK OUT

LOVE YOU!!! IM TALKING DIRECTLY TO YOU! - Lil B

THE BEACH BOYS - GOD ONLY KNOWS (COVER)

I am so honored to win the RL Stine look-alike contest for 2025. Such a surprise! The award is given every year to the author who most resembles RL Stine.

I am good at charades

BONG

Hey, if someone's car alarm is going off in your neighborhood for 3 hours dont call the police. Just circle the car with a bat for a minute and some prick will run out and turn it off.

I am like a beacon for the insane.

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This is the funniest thing ever

THEY NUKED THE ENTIRE LIL B DISCOGRAPHY, THIS IS MY SUICIDE NOTE

LOL

YO NBC WHY DO YOU NOT GET RID OF DRONE WHINING FROM THE SLOPESTYLE SECTION, YOU STUPID FUCKS JUST USE A FUCKING CAMERA ON A ZIPLINE

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Yo they didn't fuck up slay the spire 2

Iran-linked hackers hacked FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email and leaked photos and documents online.

Islanders mentioned

TONY ROMO YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER LOW LIFE RAISIN BALLS YOU MAKE THE BRANDON WORSE THAN 5000 DEAD DOGS GO FUCK YOURSELF #NoMoRomo