Pure beaut

I’ve just had a spare ticket open up for jason's old account and the 400 Unit tonight in Dublin at the 3Olympia. I know it’s short notice but happy to pass it on to anyone who can meet at the venue later.

Me when Leeds announce a ‘short term appointment’ as the new manager

As a Leeds fan, I obviously don’t watch MOTD very often. But presenters and pundits should follow Wrighty and Shearer’s example and leave them with empty chairs in the studio.

Can we get Luke Ayling to Norwich this week Graham Smyth Phil Hay The Square Ball and see if he can teach Aarons the flop technique?

Honestly…I know the majority of football fans are idiots. But Leeds fans must be the worst. A team that has just conceded 23 goals in a month and our fans expect them to go to, arguably, the best team in the world and do something. Dullards.

Paul Robinson is an idiot Peter Wright Daniel Wright

Never been more disappointed to open an email Tom Holland I thought you had expanded your repertoire from elite sportsman to fashion icon

Seen this Jibber Jabber?? Although there's another tweet saying he's been linked up for a move to Southampton. x.com/Capt_Fishpaste…

Leeds should be doing their own hijacking here Jibber Jabber La Pausa

New manager bounce in time for Leeds The Square Ball Phil Hay Graham Smyth x.com/RotherhamUnite…

Always a good day when elbow announce a new album

I would like Leeds to be on this one La Pausa x.com/ITKCruncher/st…

Mumford and Sons - putting Craigavon on the map

Yes, of all the stories over the last few days, the failure of an infrastructure project is emblematic of British decline. Not a national inquiry into child grooming, nor legalisation for abortion up to birth, or even the likely passage of the Assisted Suicide Bill.

Acid FC brand is coming. Retweet and we’ll give away some to followers. Go! #lufc #alaw

And nothing says there's "broad public support" for the legislation like turning off the replies

Tony here was caught in a lie so he has decided to block me. He claims that UK medical professional bodies are neutral on the Assisted Dying Bill Read these and see if you agree: rcp.ac.uk/news-and-media… rcpsych.ac.uk/news-and-featu…

I can, to an extent, understand the frustrations with Farke. But his coaching "limitations" have yielded 3 times as many points as Wolves have managed this season. I'd be more inclined to consider that fact over two, admittedly, poor performances against Arsenal.

If you did 'praise and criticise in equal measure', that would be fine.